tALIBAN TV GUIDe

All New Season Premier: Jackass.

MONDAYS:
8:00 - Sharia & Disorder
8:30 - Mad About Everything
9:00 - Judge Osama
9:30 - Islamically Incorrect
10:00- Allah McBeal

TUESDAYS:
8:00 - Wheel of Terror
8:30 - Blast My Buddha
9:00 - The View (finally female free)
9:30 - Wackiest Public Executions
10:00 -Buffy the Dog Slayer

WEDNESDAYS:
8:00 - Who Wants to Marry A Mullah?
8:30 - The Price Is Right (for poppies)
9:00 - Suddenly Sanctimonious
9:30 - Just Shoot Everyone
10:00- Biography: The Man, The Music, The Magic - Cat Stevens

THURSDAYS:
8:00 - Who Wants To Be A Martyr?
8:30 - M*U*S*T*A*S*H
9:00 - Fatwa Bloopers
9:30 - The Beverly bin Laden Billies
10:00 –Mass Murder She Wrote

FRIDAYS:
8:00 - My Favorite Mujahadin
8:30 - Al Qaeda's Funniest Cave Movies
9:00 - Infidel Holiday Special
9:30 - The Man Show (with subtitles/without beer)
10:00- No Witness News
11:00- Friday Night Movie: Annithrax Get Your Gun

SATURDAYS:
8:00 - Sports: Wide World of Wahabis
8:30 - Whose Koran Is It Anyway?
9:00 – American Banned-Stand: Featuring Hit Sensation “Jump & Jihad”
9:30 – Ramadan for Rambo
10:00- No Sex In The City
11:00- Saturday Night Live or Dead

SUNDAYS:
Comedy Movie Marathon –
12:00AM-12:00PM Black Sunday
12:00PM-12:00AM Airport

Yours Truly,

Xandor
Copy Boy In-Chief