Who’s More Dangerous?
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![]() ![]() A Tulsa, Oklahoma man who noted that by the time they reach 35 many of his friends have already become grandparents, answered, “Saddam might blow me to beJesus given half a chance, but at least I won’t have to pay for him to go to college.” ![]() In Montreal, one man in a group emerging from Wanda’s, one of the city’s well known “gentleman’s clubs,” was clear about why he feared babies more than Saddam. “Saddam isn’t going to play with my wife’s t_ _ _. Can’t say that about a new kid.” A New York City resident with fear filled wide eyes, clutched haphazardly at clumps of his hair as he called himself, “stressed out of my mind” – and that’s when he’s on vacation – conceded that while Saddam is a demonstrated homicidal maniac, at least “he doesn’t scream at you to buy him everything he sees in every store window he passes.” The same man expressed relief he would never have to commit a series of felonies greasing an already oily cavalcade of influential palms in an attempt to enroll Saddam in school at the East 92nd Street Y. ![]() The fears held by many polled were perhaps best summarized by one young father begrudgingly visiting Orlando, Florida with his wife and child. “Duct tape is the great equalizer,” he said. “Tape your doors and windows to save yourself from Saddam. Tape your eyes and ears to save yourself from Disney.” |
Yours Truly, Xandor Copy Boy In-Chief ![]() |